Everybody Loves Lists: Reloaded
It's been a year and nearly ten months since the last time I did this so it looks like you're about ready then?
It takes a certain amount of intelligence, familiarity, and obsession to list the best hundred of anything. It also demands an inordinate surplus of self-confidence or just-plain moxie. With regard to my subject here, I have all of this. I live and breathe the narrative medium known as the motion picture. I understand how it succeeds and how it fails. And I have seen more films than you. Those whom I call friends can attest this brute fact. ** note: I'm not really this gay - it just sounds funny to be so self-aggrandizing **
I also boast cinematic hubris to spare. If you think your favorite film is one of the best one-hundred of all time, yet it appears not on my own Top 100 Films of All Time list (which I will shortly unveil), I am sorry to have to break you the news, but... your film (Magnolia, Titanic, Goodfellas, American Beauty, Forrest Gump, A Clockwork Orange, et cetera) is, quite simply, not as good as The Road Home (#100).
And that is that.
There is no use arguing the matter because you are wrong and should accept that you do not know what you are talking about. So stop complaining and leave this to the professionalsyes, I was once paid twenty-five dollars for my review of Beautiful Girls and that indeed makes me a professional.
Really, I think it comes down to this. The one detail that qualifies me for this task is the fact that I am right. Therefore:

1
Seven Samurai
Year: 1954
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Toshirô Mifune, Takashi Shimura
Running Length: 203 minutes
2
Snow Falling on Cedars
Year: 1999
Country: US
Director: Scott Hicks
Notable Actors: Ethan Hawke, Youki Kudoh, Max von Sydow. James Cromwell
Running Length: 127 minutes
3
Fight Club
Year: 1999
Country: US
Director: David Fincher
Notable Actors: Brad Pitt, Ed Norton, Helena Bonham Carter
Running Length: 139 minutes
4
Casablanca
Year: 1942
Country: USA
Director: Michael Curtiz
Notable Actors: Humphery Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Peter Lorre
Running Length: 102 minutes
5
Citizen Kane
Year: 1941
Country: US
Director: Orson Welles
Notable Actors: Orson Welles, Joseph Cotten
Running Length: 119 minutes
6
Gattaca
Year: 1997
Country: US
Director: Andrew Niccol
Notable Actors: Ethan Hawke, Jude Law, Uma Thurman, Alan Arkin
Running Length: 101 minutes
7
Before Sunrise
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: Richard Linklater
Notable Actors: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy
Running Length: 105 minutes
8
Nuovo Cinema Paradiso (Cinema Paradiso)
Year: 1988
Country: Italy
Director: Giuseppe Tornatore
Running Length: 123/170 minutes
9
12 Angry Men
Year: 1957
Country: US
Director: Sydney Lumet
Notable Actors: Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb, Ed Begley
Running Length: 96 minutes
10
Brazil
Year: 1985
Country: UK
Director: Terry Gilliam
Notable Actors: Jonathon Pryce, Michael Palin, Robert De Niro
Running Length: 142 minutes
11
Mononoke Hime (Princess Mononoke)
Year: 1997
Country: Japan
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
Running Length: 133 minutes
12
C'era una Volta il West (Once Upon a Time in the West)
Year: 1968
Country: Italy/US
Director: Sergio Leone
Notable Actors: Henry Fonda, Charles Bronson, Jason Robards, Claudia Cardinale
Running Length: 165 minutes
13
Schindler’s List
Year: 1993
Country: US
Director: Stephen Spielberg
Notable Actors: Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes
Running Length: 197 minutes
14
Das Boot (The Boat)
Year: 1981
Country: Germany
Director: Wolfgang Petersen
Notable Actors: Jürgen Prochnow
Running Length: 216 minutes
15
12 Monkeys
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: Terry Gilliam
Notable Actors: Bruce Willis, Brad Pitt, Madeleine Stowe
Running Length: 129 minutes
16
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold
Year: 1965
Country: UK
Director: Martin Ritt
Notable Actors: Richard Burton, Claire Bloom, Oskar Werner
Running Length: 112 minutes
17
Double Indemnity
Year: 1944
Country: US
Director: Billy Wilder
Notable Actors: Fred MacMurray, Barbara Stanwick, Edward G. Robinson
Running Length: 107 minutes
18
The Shawshank Redemption
Year: 1994
Country: US
Director: Frank Darabont
Notable Actors: Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman
Running Length: 142 minutes
19
Il Buono, il Brutto, il Cattivo (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
Year: 1966
Country: Italy
Director: Sergio Leone
Notable Actors: Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, Eli Wallach
Running Length: 161 minutes
20
Lost in Translation
Year: 2003
Country: US
Director: Sofia Coppola
Notable Actors: Bill Murray, Scarlett Johansson, Giovani Ribisi
Running Length: 102 minutes
21
The Third Man
Year: 1949
Country: UK
Director: Carol Reed
Notable Actors: Orson Welles, Joseph Cotton
Running Length: 104 minutes
22
El Espinazo del Diablo (The Devil’s Backbone)
Year: 2001
Country: US
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Notable Actors: Eduardo Noriega, Marisa Paredes, Frederico Luppi, Fernando Tielve, Irene Visedo
Running Length: 106 minutes
23
Dark City
Year: 1998
Country: US
Director: Alex Proyas
Notable Actors: Rufus Sewell, Jennifer Connelly, William Hurt, Kiefer Sutherland
Running Length: 100 minutes
24
To Kill a Mockingbird
Year: 1962
Country: US
Director: Robert Mulligan
Notable Actors: Gregory Peck, Robert Duvall
Running Length: 129 minutes
25
Punch Drunk Love
Year: 2002
Country: US
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Notable Actors: Adam Sandler, Emily Watson, Philip Seymour Hoffman
Running Length: 89 minutes
26
À la folie... pas du tout (He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not)
Year: 2002
Country: France
Director: Laetitia Colombani
Notable Actors: Audrey Tautou, Samuel Le Bihan
Running Length: 92 minutes
27
Ordinary People
Year: 1980
Country: US
Director: Robert Redford
Notable Actors: Donald Sutherland, Mary Tyler Moore, Timothy Hutton
Running Length: 124 minutes
28
La Cité des Enfants Perdus (City of Lost Children)
Year: 1995
Country: UK
Director: Marc Caro & Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Notable Actors: Ron Perlman, Dominique Pinon
Running Length: 112 minutes
29
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Year: 1964
Country: US
Director: Stanley Kubrick
Notable Actors: Peter Sellars, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden
Running Length: 93 minutes
30
Lord of the Flies
Year: 1963
Country: UK
Director: Peter Brook
Running Length: 92 minutes
31
The Empire Strikes Back
Year: 1980
Country: US
Director: Irvin Kershner
Notable Actors: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams
Running Length: 124 minutes
32
Trois Colours: Rouge (Red: Three Colors)
Year: 1994
Country: Poland/France/Switzerland
Director: Krzysztof Kieslowski
Notable Actors: Irene Jacob, Jean-Louis Trintignant
Running Length: 100 minutes
33
O Brother Where Art Thou
Year: 2000
Country: US
Director: Joel Coen
Notable Actors: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman
Running Length: 106 minutes
34
High Fidelity
Year: 2000
Country: US
Director: Stephen Frears
Notable Actors: John Cusak, Jack Black, Joan Cusack, Tim Robbins, Catherine Zeta Jones
Running Length: 113 minutes
35
The Lord of the Rings
Year: 2001-2003
Country: US
Director: Peter Jackson
Notable Actors: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Sean Astin, John Rhys-Davies, Orlando Bloom
Running Length: ten hours?
36
Le Fableaux Destin d’ Amélie Poulain (Amélie)
Year: 2001
Country: US
Director: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Notable Actors: Audrey Tautou, Dominique Pinon
Running Length: 122 minutes
37
Pulp Fiction
Year: 1994
Country: US
Director: Quentin Tarantino
Notable Actors: John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Ving Rhames, Uma Thurman
Running Length: 154 minutes
38
Edward Scissorhands
Year: 1990
Country: US
Director: Tim Burton
Notable Actors: Johnny Depp, Wynonna Ryder, Vincent Price (voice-over)
Running Length: 100 minutes
39
The Godfather
Year: 1972
Country: US
Director: Francis Ford Copolla
Notable Actors: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, James Caan, Robert Duvall, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire
Running Length: 171 minutes
40
Memento
Year: 2000
Country: US
Director: Christopher Nolan
Notable Actors: Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano, Carrie-Anne Moss
Running Length: 113 minutes
41
Touch of Evil
Year: 1958
Country: US
Director: Orson Welles
Notable Actors: Orson Welles, Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh
Running Length: 95 minutes
42
Before Sunset
Year: 2004
Country: US
Director: Richard Linklater
Notable Actors: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy
Running Length: 80 minutes
43
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi (Spirited Away)
Year: 2001
Country: Japan
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
Running Length: 124 minutes
44
It’s a Wonderful Life
Year: 1946
Country: US
Director: Frank Capra
Notable Actors: James Stewart, Donna Reed, Lionel Barrymore
Running Length: 130 minutes
45
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Year: 1975
Country: UK
Director: Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones
Notable Actors: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Michael Palin
Running Length: 91 minutes
46
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Year: 1988
Country: UK
Director: Terry Gilliam
Notable Actors: John Neville, Eric Idle, Sarah Polley, Oliver Reed, Jonathan Pryce, Uma Thurman
Running Length: 125 minutes
47
Star Wars
Year: 1977
Country: US
Director: George Lucas
Notable Actors: Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guiness
Running Length: 121 minutes
48
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Year: 1957
Country: UK
Director: David Lean
Notable Actors: William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Alec Guinness
Running Length: 181 minutes
49
The Empire of the Sun
Year: 1987
Country: US
Director: Steven Spielberg
Notable Actors: Christian Bale, John Malkovich, Miranda Richardson, Joe Pantoliano
Running Length: 154 minutes
50
Der Krieger und die Kaiserin (The Princess and the Warrior)
Year: 2001
Country: Germany
Director: Tom Tykwer
Notable Actors: Franka Potente, Benno Fürmann
Running Length: 135 minutes
51
Waking Life
Year: 2001
Country: US
Director: Richard Linklater
Notable Actors: Wiley Wiggins, Ethan Hawke, Julie Delphy
Running Length: 99 minutes
52
Gettysburg
Year: 1993
Country: US
Director: Ronald F. Maxwell
Notable Actors: Martin Sheen, Tom Berenger, Jeff Daniels
Running Length: 261 minutes
53
Rashomon
Year: 1950
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Toshirô Mifune, Takashi Shimura
Running Length: 88 minutes
54
Mimi wo Sumaseba (Whisper of the Heart)
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: Yoshifumi Kondo
Running Length: 111 minutes
55
The Fog of War
Year: 2003
Country: US
Director: Errol Morris
Featuring: Robert S. McNamara
Running Length: 106 minutes
56
L.A. Confidential
Year: 1997
Country: US
Director: Curtis Hanson
Notable Actors: Kevin Spacey, Guy Pearce, Russell Crowe, Kim Basinger, James Cromwell
Running Length: 138 minutes
57
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Year: 1998
Country: US
Director: Terry Gilliam
Notable Actors: Johnny Depp, Benicio Del Toro
Running Length: 118 minutes
58
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Year: 1981
Country: US
Director: Steven Spielberg
Notable Actors: Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, John Rhys-Davies
Running Length: 115 minutes
59
Eat Drink Man Woman
Year: 1994
Country: Taiwan
Director: Ang Lee
Notable Actors: Sihung Lung, Yu-Wen Wang, Chien-Lien Wu, Kuei-Mei Yang
Running Length: 123 minutes
60
The Last of the Mohicans
Year: 1992
Country: US
Director: Michael Mann
Notable Actors: Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Wes Studi
Running Length: 122 minutes
61
The Matrix (Trilogy)
Year: 1999
Country: US
Director: The Wachowski Bros.
Notable Actors: Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburne, Carrie Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving, Joey Pantoliano
Running Length: 136 minutes
62
Tianguo Niezi (The Day the Sun Turned Cold)
Year: 1994
Country: Hong Kong
Director: Ho Yim
Notable Actors: Chung-Hwa Tao, Gaowa Siqin
Running Length: 99 minutes
63
Dut Yeung Nin Wa (In the Mood for Love)
Year: 2000
Country: France/Hong Kong
Director: Wong Kar-Wai
Notable Actors: Maggie Cheung, Tony Leung
Running Length: 98 minutes
64
Big Fish
Year: 2003
Country: US
Director: Tim Burton
Notable Actors: Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Alison Lohman, Helena Bonham Carter, Steve Buscemi, Danny DeVito
Running Length: 120 minutes
65
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Year: 1990
Country: UK/US
Director: Tom Stoppard
Notable Actors: Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Richard Dreyfuss
Running Length: 117 minutes
66
Kurenai no buta (Porco Rosso)
Year: 1992
Country: Japan
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
Running Length: 94 minutes
67
Out of Sight
Year: 1998
Country: US
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Notable Actors: George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez, Ving Rhames, Steve Zahn
Running Length: 123 minutes
68
The Big Sleep
Year: 1946
Country: US
Director: Howard Hawks
Notable Actors: Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Dorothy Malone
Running Length: 116 minutes
69
Die Hard
Year: 1988
Country: US
Director: John McTiernan
Notable Actors: Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman
Running Length: 131 minutes
70
Say Anything
Year: 1989
Country: US
Director: Cameron Crowe
Notable Actors: John Cusack, Ione Skye, Joan Cusack, John Mahoney, Lili Taylor
Running Length: 100 minutes
71
Stand by Me
Year: 1986
Country: US
Director: Rob Reiner
Notable Actors: Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O'Connell, Kiefer Sutherland, Casey Siemaszko
Running Length: 89 minutes
72
Dogtown & Z-Boys
Year: 2001
Country: US
Director: Stacy Peralta
Featuring: Stacy Peralta, Craig Stecyk, Jay Adams, Tony Alva
Running Length: 91 minutes
73
Akahige (Red Beard)
Year: 1965
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Toshirô Mifune, Yuzo Kayama
Running Length: 185 minutes
74
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Year: 1998
Country: UK
Director: Guy Ritchie
Notable Actors: Jason Stratham, Nick Moran, Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Vinnie Jones, P.H. Moriarty
Running Length: 105 minutes
75
The Usual Suspects
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: Bryan Singer
Notable Actors: Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey, Stephen Baldwin, Benicio Del Toro, Kevin Pollack, Chaz Palminteri
Running Length: 106 minutes
76
Léon: The Professional
Year: 1994
Country: UK
Director: Luc Besson
Notable Actors: Jean Reno, Natalie Portman, Gary Oldman
Running Length: 136 minutes
77
Detour
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: Edgar G. Ulmer
Notable Actors: Tom Neal, Ann Savage
Running Length: 67 minutes
78
The Princess Bride
Year: 1987
Country: US
Director: Rob Reiner
Notable Actors: Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, Robin Wright
Running Length: 98 minutes
79
Beauty and the Beast
Year: 1991
Country: US
Director: Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise
Running Length: 84 minutes
80
Mother Night
Year: 1996
Country: US
Director: Keith Gordon
Notable Actors: Nick Nolte
Running Length: 114 minutes
81
Ran
Year: 1985
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Tatsuya Nakadai
Running Length: 160 minutes
82
The Graduate
Year: 1967
Country: US
Director: Mike Niccols
Notable Actors: Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, Katherine Ross
Running Length: 105 minutes
83
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Year: 1939
Country: US
Director: Frank Capra
Notable Actors: James Stewart, Claude Rains
Running Length: 125 minutes
84
When Harry Met Sally
Year: 1989
Country: US
Director: Rob Reiner
Notable Actors: Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, Carrie Fisher
Running Length: 96 minutes
85
Saving Private Ryan
Year: 1998
Country: US
Director: Steven Spielberg
Notable Actors: Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Ed Burns, Tom Sizemore
Running Length: 170 minutes
86
Trois Colours: Bleu (Blue: Three Colors)
Year: 1994
Country: Poland/France/Switzerland
Director: Krzysztof Kieslowski
Notable Actors: Juliette Binoche, Benoit Regent
Running Length: 93 minutes
87
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Year: 1956
Country: US
Director: Don Siegel
Notable Actors: Kevin McCarthy, Dana Wynter
Running Length: 80 minutes
88
Tengoku to Jigoku (High and Low)
Year: 1963
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Toshiro Mifune, Tatsuyo Nakadai
Running Length: 143 minutes
89
Unforgiven
Year: 1992
Country: US
Director: Clint Eastwood
Notable Actors: Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Gene Hackman, Richard Harris
Running Length: 131 minutes
90
Aliens
Year: 1995
Country: US
Director: James Cameron
Notable Actors: Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrikson
Running Length: 154 minutes
91
The Importance of Being Earnest
Year: 1952
Country: UK
Director: Anthony Asquith
Notable Actors: Michael Redgrave
Running Length: 95 minutes
92
Mua he chieu thang dung (The Vertical Ray of the Sun)
Year: 2000
Country: Vietnam
Director: Anh Hung Tran
Notable Actors: Tran Nu Yen-Khe, Ngo Quang Hai, Nguyen Nhu Quynh, Le Khanh
Running Length: 112 minutes
93
Yojimbo
Year: 1961
Country: Japan
Director: Akira Kurosawa
Notable Actors: Toshirô Mifune, Takashi Shimura
Running Length: 110 minutes
94
Iron Giant
Year: 1999
Country: US
Director: Brad Bird
Voice Talents: Jennifer Aniston, Vin Diesel, Harry Connick Jr.
Running Length: 86 minutes
95
Charade
Year: 1963
Country: US
Director: Stanley Donen
Notable Actors: Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant, Walter Matthau, James Coburn
Running Length: 113 minutes
96
Donnie Darko
Year: 2001
Country: US
Director: Richard Kelly
Notable Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mary McDonnel, Drew Barrymore, Patrick Swayze
Running Length: 112 minutes
97
Abre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes)
Year: 1997
Country: Spain/France/Italy
Director: Alejandro Amenábar
Notable Actors: Eduardo Noriega, Penélope Cruz
Running Length: 117 minutes
98
Festen (The Celebration)
Year: 1998
Country: Denmark
Director: Thomas Vinterberg
Notable Actors: Ulrich Thomsen
Running Length: 105 minutes
99
Hoshi no koe (Voices of a Distant Star)
Year: 2002
Country: Japan
Director: Makoto Shinkai
Running Length: 25 minutes
100
Wo De Fu Qin Mu Qin (The Road Home)
Year: 1999
Country: China
Director: Yimou Zhang
Notable Actors: Ziyi Zhang
Running Length: 89 minutes
For anyone who cares, here are some of the breakdowns of what kinds of films I chose:

Yes, I s'pose it is still pretty obvious how I feel about films from the '70s *shrug*
11:18 PM 28 comments
Quite simply the most astonishing piece of epic filmmaking ever produced, Kurosawa’s tour de force lasts well over three hours, but never feels like it. The acclaimed director pulls out all the stops to craft a film both elegant and rugged, both heroic and tragic, both epic and personal, and both action-packed and introspective. Kurosawa’s control over actors, scenes, cinematography, and even the weather are legendary and this film demonstrates that talent beyond questioning. Filled with moments of great tension and others of touching poignancy, Seven Samurai trots at a strong pace towards its finish until the final half-hour when it hits a full gallop to reach its climax. The chaos of a stormy downpour conspires with the chaos of honest swords-and-horses battle to present the finest of cinematic climaxes.
Josh Becker is quoted as saying, "The thing that I still love about movies is that, for the course of the time you are watching a movie, you can absolutely believe there’s a God. There’s the hand of a creator leading these people to their logical conclusions." While I really do believe in a God bringing people to their conclusions in reality, Becker’s point is well-taken. In film And that hand works to no better result (though it remains untraceable for the film’s duration) than it does in Seven Samurai and its conclusion.